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Wife: “The car is not starting. The dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on the toilet. Husband: “What?? Send me a picture.”\n
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I glanced at the picture first and saw -4 degrees, then I read the post and now it’s hard to go back to seeing the -4 degrees instead of seeing someone on the crapper.\n
Even if You tell Her that’s 4 degrees below zero, She’ll just say, yeah it’s really cold out. \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Wife: “The car is not starting. The dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on the toilet. Husband: “What?? Send me a picture.” I glanced at the picture first and saw -4 degrees, then I read the post and now it’s hard to go back to seeing the -4 degrees instead of seeing someone\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":99864,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[410,670],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-99861","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-life-hacks","8":"category-news"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/178.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99861"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99865,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99861\/revisions\/99865"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/99864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}