\n1. Turkey Talkin\u2019 Kindergarten Realizations
\nPicture this: I was picking up my kindergartner after school, and she couldn\u2019t wait to share the day\u2019s big revelation.\n
Thanksgiving Jokes That\u2019ll Have You Stuffed with Laughter…\n
Ah, Thanksgiving \u2014 the one day we gather to give thanks, devour excessive amounts of food, and (if you\u2019re lucky) sidestep awkward family conversations.\n
But Thanksgiving is also prime time for a little humor, especially when it comes to poking fun at family dynamics, food fails, and just the general chaos that comes with holiday gatherings.\n
Here are ten Thanksgiving jokes guaranteed to keep you laughing until dessert. So, grab a drumstick or piece of pumpkin pie, settle in, and prepare to gobble up some laughs.\n
\n1. Turkey Talkin\u2019 Kindergarten Realizations
\nPicture this: I was picking up my kindergartner after school, and she couldn\u2019t wait to share the day\u2019s big revelation.\n
\u201cMommy!\u201d she chirped in the car. \u201cToday we learned that boys are different from girls.\u201d\n
My grip on the steering wheel tightened as she continued \u2014 I had no clue where this was going to go.\n
\u201cMy teacher said that boys have a \u2018thing\u2019 girls don\u2019t.\u201d\n
I took a deep breath, waiting for what was to come. Then, Mila clarified even further.\n
\u201cGirls know boys are boys because of this thing that hangs down. And boys puff up when they see a girl they like!\u201d\n
I could feel my palms sweat, my brain scrambling for words. But she wasn\u2019t done.\n
\u201cGirls like it when boys\u2019 things move when they walk. Then they get married and get cooked.\u201d\n
We finally made it home, with me still trying to figure out how I was going to answer any follow-up questions from my child.\n
But after Mila kicked off her shoes, she proudly pulled out her art project: a crayon sketch of a turkey, tail feathers flared, snood dangling triumphantly.\n
She glared when I burst out laughing at her \u201cboy.\u201d\n
But, to this day, Thanksgiving turkeys make me look twice.\n
2. The Prayerful Player
\nA 17-year-old boy visits the drugstore before Thanksgiving.\n
\u201cI\u2019m invited to my girlfriend\u2019s for dinner, and maybe\u2026\u201d he hinted, winking at the pharmacist.
\nThe man slid a box of condoms over the counter.\n
\u201cGood call,\u201d said the boy, grabbing a second box with a mischievous grin. \u201cHer mom\u2019s pretty attractive, too.\u201d\n
Fast-forward to Thanksgiving.\n
The girlfriend\u2019s mom asks him to lead grace. The boy, palms sweating, launches into the longest prayer of his life. His girlfriend leans over.\n
\u201cI didn\u2019t know you were so religious!\u201d she whispers.\n
He glances back, horrified.\n
\u201cI didn\u2019t know your dad was the pharmacist!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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