{"id":80707,"date":"2024-06-26T15:52:24","date_gmt":"2024-06-26T08:52:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=80707"},"modified":"2024-06-26T15:52:24","modified_gmt":"2024-06-26T08:52:24","slug":"a-man-is-walking-through-the-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-man-is-walking-through-the-country\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man Is Walking Through The Country."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A Man Is Walking Through The Country.\n</h2><p>A man is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads,\n</p><p>\u201cTalking Horse for Sale.\u201d\n</p><p>Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out.\n</p><p>\u201cSo what have you done with your life?\u201d he asks the horse.\n</p><p>\u201cI\u2019ve led a full life,\u201d the horse answers miraculously.\n</p><p>\u201cI was born in The Andes where I helped farm for an entire village. Years later, I joined the mounted police force in New York and helped keep the city clean and safe. Now, I spend my days volunteering for charities and giving free rides to underprivileged kids here in the country.\u201d\n</p><p>The guy is flabbergasted.\n</p><p>He asks the horse\u2019s owner,\n</p><p>\u201cWhy on earth would you want to get rid of such an incredible animal?\u201d\n</p><p>The owner says,\n</p><p>\u201cBecause he\u2019s a liar. He never did any of that stuff!\u201d\n</p><div id='\"eJOY__extension_root\"' class='\"eJOY__extension_root_class\"' style='\"all:' unset>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Man Is Walking Through The Country. A man is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, \u201cTalking Horse for Sale.\u201d Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out. \u201cSo what have you done with your life?\u201d he asks the horse. \u201cI\u2019ve led a full life,\u201d the horse\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":80713,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-80707","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/56.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80707\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div>