A lady approaches a priest and tells him, \u201cFather, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying \u201cHi, we\u2019re hot. Do you want a date?\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s terrible!\u201d the priest exclaimed. \u201cBut I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots,\u2026\n
to whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship.\u201d So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest\u2019s house.The priest\u2019s two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking Parrots,and the female parrots say, \u201cHi, we\u2019re hot.Do you want a date?\u201dOne male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams,\u201cPut your Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered !!!!!!!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A Lady Approaches A Priest And Tells Him A lady approaches a priest and tells him, \u201cFather, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying \u201cHi, we\u2019re hot. Do you want a date?\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s terrible!\u201d the priest exclaimed. \u201cBut I\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":79713,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-79710","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/33.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79710\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}