{"id":79572,"date":"2024-06-14T15:40:38","date_gmt":"2024-06-14T08:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=79572"},"modified":"2024-06-14T15:40:38","modified_gmt":"2024-06-14T08:40:38","slug":"a-drunk-walks-into-a-bar-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-drunk-walks-into-a-bar-funny-story\/","title":{"rendered":"A drunk walks into a bar funny story"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A drunk walks into a bar funny story\n</h2><p>A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says \u201cBartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink\u201d. The bartender says \u201cYou can\u2019t talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I\u2019m going to throw you out!\u201d.\n</p><p>The drunk says \u201cOkay, I\u2019m sorry. I\u2019d like to buy the lady a drink\u201d. The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says \u201cThe, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?\u201d She says \u201cVinegar and water\u201d\n</p><div id='\"eJOY__extension_root\"' class='\"eJOY__extension_root_class\"' style='\"all:' unset>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A drunk walks into a bar funny story A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says \u201cBartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink\u201d. The bartender says \u201cYou can\u2019t talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I\u2019m going to throw\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":79575,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-79572","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/29-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79572\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div>