A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls qut a large syringe to give him an anaesthesia shot. \u201cNo way, no needles! I hate needles!\u201d the man exclaims So she starts to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man says, \u201cI can\u2019t do the gas thing either. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!\u201d\n
The dentist then asks the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill. \u201cNo,\u201d he says, \u201cI\u2019m fine with pills.\u201d So the lady dentist gives him two little blue pills and he swallows them. \u201cWhat are those?\u201d he asks. \u201cV****a,\u201d she calmly replies. \u201c\u2018ll be damned,\u201d said the man, \u201cI didn\u2019t know V****a works as a pain killer.\u201d \u201cIt doesn\u2019t,\u201d says the wise lady, \u201cBut it\u2019ll give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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