The truth is that men don\u2019t always listen! No matter what you say, they still do what they believe is the right thing.\n
Sadly, this was true for a handyman who went to fix a woman\u2019s dishwasher. Of course, when these people do repairmen in other people\u2019s houses, they never really knew what they will stumble upon. But this particular handyman was given clear instructions on what not to do that particular day.\n
Read the story below.\n
Laura\u2019s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, \u201cI\u2019ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I\u2019ll mail you a check.\n
\u201cOh, by the way, don\u2019t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won\u2019t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!\u201d\n
When the repairman arrived at Laura\u2019s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.\n
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling.\n
Finally, the repairman couldn\u2019t contain himself any longer and yelled, \u201cShut up you stupid, ugly bird!\u201d\n
To which the parrot replied, \u201cGet him, Bob!\u201d\n
We hope this gave you a good laugh.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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