Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.\n
Husband: do I look like a gardener?\n
Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.\n
Husband: do I look like a carpenter?\u2026..\n
Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.\n
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself\u2026.!\n
Wife: no its not me.\n
Husband: who then!\n
Wife: our neighbor\n
Husband: you paid him how much?\n
Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex\u2026.\n
Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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