{"id":78469,"date":"2024-06-04T11:10:45","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T04:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=78469"},"modified":"2024-06-04T11:10:45","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T04:10:45","slug":"an-old-tired-looking-dog-wandered-into-the-yard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/an-old-tired-looking-dog-wandered-into-the-yard\/","title":{"rendered":"An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This continued for several weeks.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Curious, I pinned a note to his collar, <strong>\u201cEvery afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cHe lives in a home with four children \u2013he\u2019s trying to catch up on his sleep.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Can I come with him tomorrow?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78477,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78469","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/An-old-tired-looking-dog-wandered-into-the-yard.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78469\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>