{"id":78464,"date":"2024-06-04T11:09:01","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T04:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=78464"},"modified":"2024-06-04T11:09:07","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T04:09:07","slug":"a-man-went-to-his-lawyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-man-went-to-his-lawyer\/","title":{"rendered":"A man went to his lawyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man went to his lawyer and told him, <strong>\u201cMy neighbor owes me $500 and he won\u2019t pay up. What should I do?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong> \u201cDo you have any proof he owes you the money?\u201d asked the lawyer.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNope,\u201d replied the man.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you,\u201d said the lawyer.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cBut it\u2019s only $500,\u201d replied the man.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cPrecisely. That\u2019s what he will reply and then you\u2019ll have your proof!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man went to his lawyer and told him, \u201cMy neighbor owes me $500 and he won\u2019t pay up. What should I do?\u201d \u201cDo you have any proof he owes you the money?\u201d asked the lawyer. \u201cNope,\u201d replied the man. \u201cOK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you,\u201d said\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78467,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78464","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/A-man-went-to-his-lawyer.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78464\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>