{"id":78417,"date":"2024-06-04T10:44:54","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T03:44:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=78417"},"modified":"2024-06-04T10:44:54","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T03:44:54","slug":"a-blonde-is-terribly-overweight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-blonde-is-terribly-overweight\/","title":{"rendered":"A blonde is terribly overweight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>The next time I see you,you\u2019ll have lost at least 5 pounds.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhy, that\u2019s amazing!\u201d the doctor said, <strong>\u201cDid you follow my instructions?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The blonde nodded\u2026 <strong>\u201cI\u2019ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cFrom hunger, you mean?\u201d, asked the doctor.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cNo, from skipping.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. \u201cI want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you,you\u2019ll have lost at least 5 pounds.\u201d When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78420,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78417","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/A-blonde-is-terribly-overweight.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78417\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></p>