{"id":78330,"date":"2024-05-31T15:52:10","date_gmt":"2024-05-31T08:52:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=78330"},"modified":"2024-05-31T15:52:10","modified_gmt":"2024-05-31T08:52:10","slug":"blonde-walks-into-a-doctors-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/blonde-walks-into-a-doctors-office\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde walks into a doctors office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Blonde walks into a doctors office and says:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDoctor, what\u2019s the problem with me?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Doctor replies: <strong>\u201cYour finger is broken.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: \u201cDoctor, what\u2019s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts\u2026 When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts\u2026 When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts\u2026 When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!\u201d The Doctor replies: \u201cYour finger is broken.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78335,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78330","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Blonde-walks-into-a-doctors-office.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78330\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>