{"id":78312,"date":"2024-05-31T15:45:51","date_gmt":"2024-05-31T08:45:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=78312"},"modified":"2024-05-31T15:45:51","modified_gmt":"2024-05-31T08:45:51","slug":"the-wine-taster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/the-wine-taster\/","title":{"rendered":"The wine taster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIt\u2019s a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels.\u201d He said.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cImpressive,\u201d said the manager. The man is given another.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cStill a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The drunkard tasted it and said.<strong> \u201cIt\u2019s a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, <strong><span style='\"font-size:'>and if I don\u2019t get this job, I\u2019ll tell who the father is!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try. The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. \u201cIt\u2019s a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78318,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78312","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/The-wine-taster.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78312\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>