Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.\n
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.\n
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.\n
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them,\n
\u201cThe first one who can use the words \u201cliver\u201d and \u201ccheese\u201d together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.\u201d\n
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says\n
\u201cI love liver and cheese.\u201d\n
\u201cOh, how childish,\u201d said the Poodle, \u201cThat shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.\u201d\n
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said\n
\u201cHow well can you do?\u201d\n
\u201cUmmmm\u2026I HATE liver and cheese,\u201d blurts the Golden Retriever.\n
\u201cMy, my,\u201d said the Poodle,\n
\u201cI guess it\u2019s hopeless. That\u2019s just as dumb as the Lab\u2019s sentence.\u201d\n
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says,\n
\u201cHow about you, little guy?\u201d\n
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the chihuahua.\n
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says,\n
\u201cLiver alone, cheese mine.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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