{"id":77729,"date":"2024-05-23T14:56:30","date_gmt":"2024-05-23T07:56:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=77729"},"modified":"2024-05-23T14:56:30","modified_gmt":"2024-05-23T07:56:30","slug":"thomas-is-32-years-old-and-he-is-still-single-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/thomas-is-32-years-old-and-he-is-still-single-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Thomas Is 32 Years Old And He Is Still Single"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thomas Is 32 Years Old And He Is Still Single\n

Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.\n

One day a friend asked,\n

\u201cWhy aren\u2019t you married? Can\u2019t you find a woman who will be a good wife?\u201d\n

Thomas replied,\n

\u201cActually, I\u2019ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn\u2019t like them.\u201d\n

His friend thinks for a moment and says,\n

\u201cI\u2019ve got the perfect solution, just find a girl who\u2019s just like your mother.\u201d\n

A few months later they meet again and his friend says,\n

\u201cDid you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?\u201d\n

With a frown on his face, Thomas answers,\n

\u201cYes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.\u201d\n

The friend said, \u201cThen what\u2019s the problem?\u201d\n

Thomas replied,\n

\u201cMy father doesn\u2019t like her.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Thomas Is 32 Years Old And He Is Still Single Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, \u201cWhy aren\u2019t you married? Can\u2019t you find a woman who will be a good wife?\u201d Thomas replied, \u201cActually, I\u2019ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":77732,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77729","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/47-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77729\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}