A man walks out onto a busy New York City street and happens to catch a taxi just going by.\n
He gets into the taxi, and the cabby says,\n
\u201cWow, perfect timing. You\u2019re just like Frank.\u201d\n
The passenger looks confused, and asks,\n
\u201cWho..??\u201d\n
The cabby says, \u201cFrank Feldman..!!\u201d\n
He explains,\n
\u201cHe\u2019s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like when I came along just when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman \u2013 every single time.\u201d\n
The passenger remarked,\n
\u201cThere are always a few clouds over everybody.\u201d\n
\u201cNot Frank Feldman.\u201d The cabby said with gusto.\n
He clarified,\n
\u201c Frank Feldmans was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.\u201d\n
The passenger said,\n
\u201cSounds like he was really something special.\u201d\n
The cabby replied,\n
\u201cThere\u2019s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody\u2019s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with.\u201d\n
The cabby kept going,\n
\u201cHe could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman \u2013 he could do everything right.\u201d\n
The passenger was amazed, \u201cWow, what a guy!\u201d\n
The cabby continued,\n
\u201cHe always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.\u201d\n
The cabby concluded:\n
\u201cHe was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.\u201d\n
Passenger: \u201cHow did you meet him?\u201d\n
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