{"id":77305,"date":"2024-05-20T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=77305"},"modified":"2024-05-20T16:48:00","modified_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:48:00","slug":"blonde-figured-out-the-key-to-living-forever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/blonde-figured-out-the-key-to-living-forever\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde figured out the key to living forever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>De@th: It\u2019s your time. Give me your hand.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Blonde: No! I know that if I don\u2019t touch you then I\u2019ll never d!e!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>De@th: Holy sh!t! You figured out the key to living forever!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>You\u2019re soooo smart! High five!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Blonde: *high fives*\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>De@th: Typical blonde\u2026 Dumb@ss\u2026\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De@th: It\u2019s your time. Give me your hand. Blonde: No! I know that if I don\u2019t touch you then I\u2019ll never d!e! De@th: Holy sh!t! You figured out the key to living forever! You\u2019re soooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* De@th: Typical blonde\u2026 Dumb@ss\u2026\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":77308,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77305","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Blonde-figured-out-the-key-to-living-forever.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77305\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>