{"id":77258,"date":"2024-05-20T16:31:03","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=77258"},"modified":"2024-05-20T16:31:03","modified_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:31:03","slug":"a-man-driving-pickup-full-of-penguins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-man-driving-pickup-full-of-penguins\/","title":{"rendered":"A man driving pickup full of penguins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He pulls the guy over and says: <strong>\u201cYou can\u2019t drive around with penguins in this town!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Take them to the zoo immediately.\u201d The guy says OK, and drives away.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they\u2019re all wearing sun glasses.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He pulls the guy over and demands: <strong>\u201cI thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The guy replies: <strong>\u201cI did . . . today I\u2019m taking them to the beach!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: \u201cYou can\u2019t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.\u201d The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":77261,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77258","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/A-man-driving-pickup-full-of-penguins.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77258\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>