{"id":77190,"date":"2024-05-20T16:24:37","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:24:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=77190"},"modified":"2024-05-20T16:24:37","modified_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:24:37","slug":"a-judge-was-interviewing-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-judge-was-interviewing-a-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"A judge was interviewing a woman"},"content":{"rendered":"
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,\n \u201cWhat are the grounds for your divorce?\u201d\n She replied, \u201cAbout four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.\u201d\n \u201cNo,\u201d he said, \u201cI mean what is the foundation of this case?\u201d\n \u201cIt is made of concrete, brick and mortar,\u201d she responded.\n \u201cI mean,\u201d he continued, \u201cWhat are your relations like?\u201d\n \u201cI have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband\u2019s parents.\u201d\n He said, \u201cDo you have a real grudge?\u201d\n \u201cNo,\u201d she replied, \u201cWe have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.\u201d\n \u201cPlease,\u201d he tried again, \u201cis there any infidelity in your marriage?\u201d\n \u201cYes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets.\n We don\u2019t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.\u201d\n \u201cMa\u2019am, does your husband ever beat you up?\u201d\n \u201cYes,\u201d she responded, \u201cabout twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”\n Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, \u201cLady, why do you want a divorce?\u201d\n \u201cOh, I don\u2019t want a divorce,\u201d she replied. \u201cI\u2019ve never wanted a divorce.\n My husband does. He said he can\u2019t communicate with me!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, \u201cWhat are the grounds for your divorce?\u201d She replied, \u201cAbout four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.\u201d \u201cNo,\u201d he said, \u201cI mean what is the foundation of this case?\u201d \u201cIt is made\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":77244,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77190","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/A-judge-was-interviewing-a-woman.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77190\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}