{"id":77190,"date":"2024-05-20T16:24:37","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:24:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=77190"},"modified":"2024-05-20T16:24:37","modified_gmt":"2024-05-20T09:24:37","slug":"a-judge-was-interviewing-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-judge-was-interviewing-a-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"A judge was interviewing a woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat are the grounds for your divorce?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She replied, <strong>\u201cAbout four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo,\u201d he said, <strong>\u201cI mean what is the foundation of this case?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIt is made of concrete, brick and mortar,\u201d she responded.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI mean,\u201d he continued,<strong> \u201cWhat are your relations like?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband\u2019s parents.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He said, <strong>\u201cDo you have a real grudge?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo,\u201d she replied, <strong>\u201cWe have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cPlease,\u201d he tried again, <strong>\u201cis there any infidelity in your marriage?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>We don\u2019t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMa\u2019am, does your husband ever beat you up?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes,\u201d she responded, <strong>\u201cabout twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, <strong>\u201cLady, why do you want a divorce?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh, I don\u2019t want a divorce,\u201d she replied.<strong> \u201cI\u2019ve never wanted a divorce.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>My husband does. 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