{"id":74777,"date":"2024-04-23T15:09:59","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=74777"},"modified":"2024-04-23T15:09:59","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:09:59","slug":"many-years-ago-during-my-married-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/many-years-ago-during-my-married-days\/","title":{"rendered":"Many years ago during my married days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: <strong>\u201cAre you okay? What\u2019s your name?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIt\u2019s John, and I\u2019m okay, thanks,\u201d I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cJohn,\u201d she said, (firm loose brsts undulating beneath her white silky robe) <strong>\u201cforget your troubles.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Come to my villa, rest a while and I\u2019ll help you get the cart up later.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s mighty nice of you,\u201d I answered, <strong>\u201cbut I don\u2019t think my wife would like it.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh, come on now,\u201d Elizabeth insisted.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She was so pretty, very very hot and very persuasive \u2026 I was weak.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell okay,\u201d I finally agreed but thought to myself, <strong>\u201cmy wife won\u2019t like it.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I\u2019d best go now.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDon\u2019t be silly!\u201d Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cShe won\u2019t know anything. By the way, where is she?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cStill under the cart, I guess.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: \u201cAre you okay? What\u2019s your name?\u201d \u201cIt\u2019s John, and I\u2019m okay, thanks,\u201d I replied as I pulled myself out of\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74780,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74777","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Many-years-ago-during-my-married-days.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74777"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74777\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>