{"id":74382,"date":"2024-04-19T10:27:29","date_gmt":"2024-04-19T03:27:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=74382"},"modified":"2024-04-19T10:27:29","modified_gmt":"2024-04-19T03:27:29","slug":"a-lady-comes-home-from-her-doctors-appointment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-lady-comes-home-from-her-doctors-appointment\/","title":{"rendered":"A lady comes home from her doctor\u2019s appointment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A lady comes home from her doctor\u2019s appointment grinning from ear to ear.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Her husband asks, <strong>\u201cWhy are you so happy?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife says, <strong>\u201cThe doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I have the brsts of a eighteen year old.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh yeah?\u201d quipped her husband,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWhat did he say about your forty-five year old a***s?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She said, <strong>\u201cYour name never came up in the conversation.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lady comes home from her doctor\u2019s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, \u201cWhy are you so happy?\u201d The wife says, \u201cThe doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the brsts of a eighteen year old.\u201d \u201cOh yeah?\u201d quipped her husband, \u201cWhat did he say about your\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74388,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74382","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-lady-comes-home-from-her-doctors-appointment.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74382\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>