{"id":74112,"date":"2024-04-16T17:19:27","date_gmt":"2024-04-16T10:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=74112"},"modified":"2024-04-16T17:19:27","modified_gmt":"2024-04-16T10:19:27","slug":"i-wear-the-pants-in-this-family-and-i-always-will","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/i-wear-the-pants-in-this-family-and-i-always-will\/","title":{"rendered":"I wear the pants in this family and I always will"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cSon, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They were huge on her and she said that she couldn\u2019t wear them because they were too large.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I said to her, <strong>\u2018Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Brian took his dad\u2019s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then, Jill took off her p@nties and gave them to Brian.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cTry these on,\u201d she said.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Brian went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWhat\u2019s the point of this?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I can\u2019t get into your panties,\u201d said Brian.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cExactly,\u201d Jill replied,<strong> \u201cand if you don\u2019t change your attitude, you never will!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. \u201cSon, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74115,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74112","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/I-wear-the-pants-in-this-family-and-I-always-will.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74112\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>