{"id":73133,"date":"2024-04-09T14:49:32","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=73133"},"modified":"2024-04-09T14:49:32","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:49:32","slug":"spending-whole-life-between-legs-of-my-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/spending-whole-life-between-legs-of-my-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Spending whole life between legs of my wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>John O\u2019Reilly hoisted his beer and said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of my wife!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He went home and told his wife, Mary, <strong>\u201cI won the prize for the best toast of the night.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She said, <strong>\u201cAye, did ye now. And what was your toast?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>John said, <strong>\u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh, that is very nice indeed, John!\u201d Mary said.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day, Mary ran into one of John\u2019s drinking buddies on the street Corner.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man chuckled leeringly and said, <strong>\u201cJohn won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She said, <strong>\u201cAye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>You know, he\u2019s only been in there twice in the last four years.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep\u201d.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John O\u2019Reilly hoisted his beer and said, \u201cHere\u2019s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of my wife!\u201d That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, \u201cI won the prize for the best toast of the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73136,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73133","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Spending-whole-life-between-legs-of-my-wife.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73133\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>