{"id":73126,"date":"2024-04-09T14:47:21","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:47:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=73126"},"modified":"2024-04-10T11:23:26","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T04:23:26","slug":"a-little-girl-was-asked-what-she-wanted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-little-girl-was-asked-what-she-wanted\/","title":{"rendered":"A little girl was asked what she wanted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cA baby brother.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cDaddy and I would like to give you a baby brother,\u201d said her mom,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cbut there isn\u2019t time before your birthday.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cWhy don\u2019t you do like they do down at Daddy\u2019s factory\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>when they want something in a hurry?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>Put more men on the job.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared: \u201cA baby brother.\u201d \u201cDaddy and I would like to give you a baby brother,\u201d said her mom, \u201cbut there isn\u2019t time before your birthday.\u201d \u201cWhy don\u2019t you do like they do down at Daddy\u2019s factory when they want something in\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73131,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73126","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-little-girl-was-asked-what-she-wanted.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73126\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>