{"id":73102,"date":"2024-04-09T14:36:39","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:36:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=73102"},"modified":"2024-04-10T10:39:10","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T03:39:10","slug":"a-woman-takes-a-lover-home-during-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-woman-takes-a-lover-home-during-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"A woman takes a lover home during the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>The woman\u2019s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>The little boy says, <strong>\u201cDark in here.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>The man says ,<strong> \u201cYes, it is.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Boy \u2013 <strong>\u201cI have a baseball.\u201d Man \u2013 <strong>\u201cThat\u2019s nice.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Boy \u2013<strong> \u201cWant to buy it?\u201d Man \u2013 <strong>\u201cNo , thanks.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Boy \u2013 <strong>\u201cMy dad\u2019s outside.\u201d Man \u2013 <strong>\u201cOK , how much?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Boy \u2013 <strong>\u201c$150\u201d Man \u2013 <strong>\u201cSold.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Boy \u2013 <strong>\u201cDark in here.\u201d Man \u2013 <strong>\u201cYes, it is.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Boy \u2013 <strong>\u201cI have a Wilson infielder\u2019s glove.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, <strong>\u201cHow much?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Boy \u2013<strong> \u201c$350&Prime;\u00a0Man \u2013 <strong>\u201cHighway robbery. Sold.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>A few days later, the father says to the boy, <strong>\u201cGrab your gloves, let\u2019s go outside and have a game of catch.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>The boy says, <strong>\u201cI can\u2019t, I sold my ball and my glove.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>The father asks,<strong> \u201cHow much did you sell them for?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>The boy says, <strong>\u201c$500\u201d The father says, <strong>\u201cThat\u2019s terrible to overcharge your friends like that\u2026\n<p><span style='\"color:'><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>that is way more than those two things cost.\n<p><span style='\"color:'><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I\u2019m going to take you to church and make you confess your greed.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>The boy says, <strong>\u201cDark in here.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>The priest says, <strong>\u201cDon\u2019t start that shit again, you\u2019re in my closet now.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. 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