{"id":73063,"date":"2024-04-09T14:04:24","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:04:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=73063"},"modified":"2024-04-09T14:09:49","modified_gmt":"2024-04-09T07:09:49","slug":"a-couple-returns-from-their-honeymoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-couple-returns-from-their-honeymoon\/","title":{"rendered":"A couple returns from their honeymoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The groom\u2019s best friend takes him aside and asks what\u2019s wrong.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell,\u201d replies the man,<strong> \u201cwhen we finished making love on the first night,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh, you shouldn\u2019t worry about that too much,\u201d says his friend.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI\u2019m sure your wife will get over it soon enough.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>She can\u2019t expect you to have been saving yourself all these years.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s not the problem,\u201d the groom says.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cShe gave me $20 change!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom\u2019s best friend takes him aside and asks what\u2019s wrong. \u201cWell,\u201d replies the man, \u201cwhen we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking.\u201d \u201cOh, you shouldn\u2019t worry about that too much,\u201d says\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73066,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73063","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-couple-returns-from-their-honeymoon.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73063"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73063\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>