{"id":73042,"date":"2024-04-09T11:47:15","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T04:47:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=73042"},"modified":"2024-04-10T08:36:34","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T01:36:34","slug":"father-sees-little-johnny-kills-a-honeybee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/father-sees-little-johnny-kills-a-honeybee\/","title":{"rendered":"Father sees little Johnny kills a honeybee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, <strong>\u201cNo honey for you for one month!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Later that afternoon, Johnny\u2019s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s it! No butter for you for one month!\u201d says his dad.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Later that evening as Johnny\u2019s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Little Johnny looks at his father and says, <strong>\u201cAre you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, \u201cNo honey for you for one month!\u201d Later that afternoon, Johnny\u2019s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. \u201cThat\u2019s it! No butter for you for one month!\u201d says his dad. Later that evening\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73045,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73042","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Father-sees-little-Johnny-kills-a-honeybee.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73042"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73042\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>