{"id":73028,"date":"2024-04-09T11:35:45","date_gmt":"2024-04-09T04:35:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=73028"},"modified":"2024-04-10T08:34:02","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T01:34:02","slug":"a-wife-got-so-mad-at-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-wife-got-so-mad-at-her-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"A wife got so mad at her husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A wife got so mad at her husband\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>she packed his bags and told him to get out.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As he walked to the door she yelled,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI hope you die a long, slow, painful death.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He turned around and said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSo, you want me to stay?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, \u201cI hope you die a long, slow, painful death.\u201d He turned around and said, \u201cSo, you want me to stay?\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":73035,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-73028","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-wife-got-so-mad-at-her-husband.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73028","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73028\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>