{"id":72473,"date":"2024-04-04T14:47:09","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T07:47:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=72473"},"modified":"2024-04-04T14:47:09","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T07:47:09","slug":"husband-notices-wife-wearing-a-diamond-necklace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/husband-notices-wife-wearing-a-diamond-necklace\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband notices wife wearing a diamond necklace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she\u2019s wearing a diamond necklace.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He asks his wife, <strong>\u201cWhere did you get that necklace?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She replies, <strong>\u201cI won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Her husband asks, <strong>\u201cWhere did you get the bracelet?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She replies, <strong>\u201cI won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He says, <strong>\u201cI suppose you won that in a raffle at work?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She replies, <strong>\u201cYeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She yells to her husband, <strong>\u201cHEY! There\u2019s only an inch of water in the tub.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He replies, <strong>\u201cI didn\u2019t want you to get your raffle ticket wet.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she\u2019s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, \u201cWhere did you get that necklace?\u201d She replies, \u201cI won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.\u201d The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72474,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72473","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Husband-notices-wife-wearing-a-diamond-necklace.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72473\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>