{"id":72462,"date":"2024-04-04T14:32:39","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T07:32:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=72462"},"modified":"2024-04-04T14:32:39","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T07:32:39","slug":"a-pregnant-woman-and-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-pregnant-woman-and-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"A pregnant woman and doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A pregnant woman is about to give birth.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The doctor has her on the delivery table, legs up in the stirrups.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Suddenly, he sees the top of a head push through.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then the baby pops its head out and says to the doctor,<strong> \u201cAre you my dad?\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The doctor says, <strong>\u201cNo, I am your doctor!\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>With that, the baby pops right back inside.<strong> \u201cDamn!\u201d, says the doctor.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A short while later he sees the head push through again. <strong>\u201cAre you my dad?\u201d, asks the baby.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo, I am your doctor.\u201d, he replies. Once again the baby vanishes back into his mother\u2019s womb.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The doctor turns to a nurse and says, <strong>\u201cNurse, get that baby\u2019s father in here right away\u2013we may have a situation on our hands!\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Moments later the baby\u2019s father is in the delivery room, and the baby\u2019s head once again pops out.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAre you my dad?\u201d, the baby asks of the father.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The father replies, <strong>\u201cYes, little baby, I am your father!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The baby then reaches up and begins poking his father in the forehead with his index finger\u2013<strong>\u201dHow do you like that?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the delivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top of a head push through. Then the baby pops its head out and says to the doctor, \u201cAre you my dad?\u201d. The doctor says, \u201cNo, I am your doctor!\u201d.\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72463,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72462","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-pregnant-woman-and-doctor.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72462\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>