{"id":72442,"date":"2024-04-04T11:35:23","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=72442"},"modified":"2024-04-04T11:35:23","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:35:23","slug":"elizabeth-a-very-attractive-and-keen-golfer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/elizabeth-a-very-attractive-and-keen-golfer\/","title":{"rendered":"Elizabeth a very attractive and keen golfer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: <strong>\u201cAre you okay, what\u2019s your name?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI\u2019m Phil and I\u2019m OK thanks,\u201d I replied.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cPhil, forget your troubles Come to my villa, rest a while and I\u2019ll help you get the cart up later\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s mighty nice of you,\u201d I answered, \u201cBut I don\u2019t think my wife would like it\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh, come on,\u201d Elizabeth insisted.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She was very pretty, very hot and persuasive and I was weak.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell OK,\u201d I finally agreed, and added, <strong>\u201cBut my wife won\u2019t like it\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a few restorative brandys, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my hostess.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDon\u2019t be silly!\u201d Elizabeth said with a smile: <strong>\u201cShe won\u2019t know anything\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>By the way, where is she?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cUnder the cart\u201d I said.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: \u201cAre you okay, what\u2019s your name?\u201d \u201cI\u2019m Phil and I\u2019m OK thanks,\u201d I replied. \u201cPhil, forget your troubles Come to my villa, rest a while\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72448,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72442","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Elizabeth-a-very-attractive-and-keen-golfer.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72442\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>