{"id":71882,"date":"2024-03-29T10:46:24","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T03:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/?p=71882"},"modified":"2024-03-29T10:46:56","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T03:46:56","slug":"morris-last-will-and-testament","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/morris-last-will-and-testament\/","title":{"rendered":"Morris\u2019 Last Will and Testament"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris\u2019 Last Will and Testament.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cTo my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and 1 million dollars.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the new Jaguar.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>To my daughter Shirley, I leave my yacht and $250,000.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>And to my brother-in-law Aaron, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my treadmill.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris\u2019 Last Will and Testament. \u201cTo my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and 1 million dollars. To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the new Jaguar. To my daughter Shirley, I leave my\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71885,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris\u2019 Last Will and Testament.\u201cTo my dear wife Esther...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71882","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Morris-Last-Will-and-Testament.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71882\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></p>