{"id":71478,"date":"2024-03-26T10:00:17","date_gmt":"2024-03-26T03:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71478"},"modified":"2024-03-26T10:00:17","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T03:00:17","slug":"a-salesman-rings-the-door-bell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-salesman-rings-the-door-bell\/","title":{"rendered":"A salesman rings the door bell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Salesman: <strong>\u201cCan I see your dad?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Johnny: <strong>\u201cNo, he\u2019s in the shower.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Salesman: <strong>\u201cWhat about your mother? Can I see her?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Johnny: <strong>\u201cNope. She\u2019s in the shower, too.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Salesman: <strong>\u201cDo you think they\u2019ll be out soon?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Johnny: <strong>\u201cDoubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: \u201cCan I see your dad?\u201d Johnny: \u201cNo, he\u2019s in the shower.\u201d Salesman: \u201cWhat about your mother? Can I see her?\u201d Johnny: \u201cNope. She\u2019s in the shower, too.\u201d Salesman: \u201cDo you think they\u2019ll be out soon?\u201d Johnny: \u201cDoubt it. When my dad asked me for\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71479,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: \u201cCan I see your dad?\u201d Johnny: \u201cNo, he\u2019s in the shower.\u201d Salesman: \u201cWhat about your mother?","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71478","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-salesman-rings-the-door-bell-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71478\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>