{"id":71471,"date":"2024-03-26T09:55:52","date_gmt":"2024-03-26T02:55:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71471"},"modified":"2024-03-26T09:55:52","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T02:55:52","slug":"david-is-finally-engaged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/david-is-finally-engaged\/","title":{"rendered":"David Is finally engaged"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMa\u201d, he said to his Mother, <strong>\u201cI\u2019m going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiance.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Sure enough twenty minutes later, David walks in the door with three girls following behind him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIt\u2019s that one\u201d, said his mother, without blinking an eye.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHoly cow\u201d, exclaimed David, <strong>\u201chow in the world did you know it was her?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI just don\u2019t like her\u201d, she replied.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride. \u201cMa\u201d, he said to his Mother, \u201cI\u2019m going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiance.\u201d Sure enough twenty minutes later, David walks in the door with three girls following behind him. \u201cIt\u2019s\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71473,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride. \u201cMa\u201d, he said to his Mother, \u201cI\u2019m going to bring home three girls...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71471","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/David-Is-finally-engaged-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71471\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p>