{"id":71456,"date":"2024-03-26T09:52:52","date_gmt":"2024-03-26T02:52:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71456"},"modified":"2024-03-26T09:52:52","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T02:52:52","slug":"a-man-with-a-very-small-head-in-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-man-with-a-very-small-head-in-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"A man with a very small head in a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks,<strong> \u201cWhy is your head so small?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He replies, <strong>\u201cI was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>So I had s*x with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to make love with me.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWould a little head be out of the question?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, \u201cWhy is your head so small?\u201d He replies, \u201cI was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had s*x with all of them. Their leader, who\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71469,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"and the bartender asks, \u201cWhy is your head so small?\u201d He replies, \u201cI was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71456","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-man-with-a-very-small-head-in-a-bar-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71456\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>