{"id":71430,"date":"2024-03-26T09:14:21","date_gmt":"2024-03-26T02:14:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71430"},"modified":"2024-03-26T09:14:21","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T02:14:21","slug":"a-woman-and-her-friend-visiting-zoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-woman-and-her-friend-visiting-zoo\/","title":{"rendered":"A woman and her friend visiting zoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Her friend, deeply concerned, visits her the next day.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAre you hurt?\u201d she asks. She replies, <strong>\u201cOf course I\u2019m hurt!\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>He hasn\u2019t called! He hasn\u2019t written!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71431,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71430","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-woman-and-her-friend-visiting-zoo-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71430"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71430\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>