{"id":71414,"date":"2024-03-26T08:48:56","date_gmt":"2024-03-26T01:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71414"},"modified":"2024-03-26T08:48:56","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T01:48:56","slug":"a-young-man-went-to-his-farmer-uncle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-young-man-went-to-his-farmer-uncle\/","title":{"rendered":"A young man went to his farmer uncle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things \u2013 chickens, cows, crops, etc.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Finally, the uncle had an idea\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWhy don\u2019t you grab a gun, take the dogs, and go shooting?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This seemed to cheer the nephew up, and with enthusiasm, off he went, dogs in trail.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a few hours, the nephew returned.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHow did you enjoy that?\u201d asked the uncle.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIt was great!\u201d exclaimed the nephew\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cGot any more dogs?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things \u2013 chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with. Finally,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71415,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things \u2013 chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71414","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-young-man-went-to-his-farmer-uncle-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71414\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>