{"id":71192,"date":"2024-03-25T10:11:36","date_gmt":"2024-03-25T03:11:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71192"},"modified":"2024-03-25T10:11:36","modified_gmt":"2024-03-25T03:11:36","slug":"a-pothead-a-math-teacher-and-a-gym-teacher-all-go-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-pothead-a-math-teacher-and-a-gym-teacher-all-go-to-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"A pothead, a math teacher, and a gym teacher all go to heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the devil to be let in.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>God calls the devil and the devil comes in and introduces himself.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The math teacher tries first and gives him a hard equation.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The devil solves it in 10 seconds and the teacher is sent to hell.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The gym teacher asks him to do 1000 push-ups in a row without stopping.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The devils does it without stopping and the gym teacher is sent to hell.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The pothead then says, <strong>\u201cGive me a chair with 7 holes carved in it.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The devils hands him the chair.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The pothead sits down on it and farts.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He asks the devil, <strong>\u201cWhat hole did the fart come out of?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The devil replies,<strong> \u201cEasy, the third one.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The pothead then says, <strong>\u201cNo, my asshole.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>And then makes his way to heaven.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the devil to be let in. God calls the devil and the devil comes in and introduces himself. The math teacher tries first and gives him a hard equation. The devil solves it in 10 seconds and the teacher is sent to\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71193,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the devil to be let in. God calls the devil and the devil comes in...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71192","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-pothead-a-math-teacher-and-a-gym-teacher-all-go-to-heaven.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71192\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>