{"id":71158,"date":"2024-03-22T17:02:18","date_gmt":"2024-03-22T10:02:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71158"},"modified":"2024-03-22T17:02:18","modified_gmt":"2024-03-22T10:02:18","slug":"jim-was-annoyed-when-his-blonde-wife-told-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/jim-was-annoyed-when-his-blonde-wife-told-him\/","title":{"rendered":"Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him"},"content":{"rendered":"
Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her,\n damaging a fender, and that she hadn\u2019t gotten the license number.\n \u201cWhat kind of car was he driving?\u201d he asked.\n \u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d she said. \u201cI never can tell one car from another.\u201d\n At that, Jim decided the time had come for a learning course,\n and for the next few days, whenever they were driving,\n he made her name each car they passed until he was satisfied that she could recognize every make.\n It worked. About a week later she bounded in with a pleased expression on her face.\n \u201cDarling,\u201d she said. \u201cI hit a Buick!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn\u2019t gotten the license number. \u201cWhat kind of car was he driving?\u201d he asked. \u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d she said. \u201cI never can tell one car from another.\u201d At that, Jim decided the time\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71159,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn\u2019t gotten the license number. \u201cWhat kind of car was he driving?\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71158","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Jim-was-annoyed-when-his-blonde-wife-told-him.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71158\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}