{"id":71158,"date":"2024-03-22T17:02:18","date_gmt":"2024-03-22T10:02:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71158"},"modified":"2024-03-22T17:02:18","modified_gmt":"2024-03-22T10:02:18","slug":"jim-was-annoyed-when-his-blonde-wife-told-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/jim-was-annoyed-when-his-blonde-wife-told-him\/","title":{"rendered":"Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>damaging a fender, and that she hadn\u2019t gotten the license number.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat kind of car was he driving?\u201d he asked.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d she said.<strong> \u201cI never can tell one car from another.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>At that, Jim decided the time had come for a learning course,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>and for the next few days, whenever they were driving,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>he made her name each car they passed until he was satisfied that she could recognize every make.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>It worked. About a week later she bounded in with a pleased expression on her face.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDarling,\u201d she said. <strong>\u201cI hit a Buick!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn\u2019t gotten the license number. \u201cWhat kind of car was he driving?\u201d he asked. \u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d she said. \u201cI never can tell one car from another.\u201d At that, Jim decided the time\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71159,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn\u2019t gotten the license number. \u201cWhat kind of car was he driving?\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71158","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Jim-was-annoyed-when-his-blonde-wife-told-him.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71158\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>