{"id":70391,"date":"2024-03-14T10:04:02","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T03:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70391"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:34","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:34","slug":"ford-escort-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/ford-escort-for-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"Ford Escort For Sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When Big Peter McFlannel dies in Glasgow, his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>so she goes to the newspaper and says;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI\u2019d like tae place an obituary fur ma late husband\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man at the desk says <strong>\u201cOK, how much money dae ye have?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The old woman replies <strong>\u201c\u00a35\u201d to which the man says;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYou wont get many words for that but write something and we\u2019ll see if it\u2019s ok\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So the old woman writes something and hands it over the counter and the man reads\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cPeter McFlannel, fae Parkheid, deid\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The clerk feels guilty at the abruptness of the statement and encourages the old woman to write a few more things.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The old woman ponders and then adds a few more words and hands the paper over the counter again.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The clerk then reads <strong>\u201cPeter Reid, fae Parkheid deid. Ford Escort for sale\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Big Peter McFlannel dies in Glasgow, his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once, so she goes to the newspaper and says; \u201cI\u2019d like tae place an obituary fur ma late husband\u201d The man at the desk says \u201cOK, how much money dae ye have?\u201d The old woman replies \u201c\u00a35\u201d to\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70392,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"When Big Peter McFlannel dies in Glasgow, his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once, so she goes to the newspaper and says;","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70391","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Ford-Escort-For-Sale.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70391\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>