{"id":70084,"date":"2024-03-11T16:05:48","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T09:05:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70084"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:36","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:36","slug":"a-man-goes-to-a-restaurant-and-orders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-man-goes-to-a-restaurant-and-orders\/","title":{"rendered":"A man goes to a restaurant and orders"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.\n

By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, \u201cSir, I\u2019m afraid there has been a mistake.\n

You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish.\n

The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house.\n

I\u2019m afraid I\u2019ll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!\u201d\n

The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food.\n

The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.\n

A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man\u2019s table and says, \u201cListen and listen good.\n

That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I\u2019ll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I\u2019ll do the same to you.\n

You pull out one of its legs, I\u2019ll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I\u2019ll break one of your arms!\u201d\n

The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird\u2019s rectum, pulls it out and licks it.\n

He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, \u201cGo ahead!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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