{"id":70073,"date":"2024-03-11T15:59:28","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T08:59:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70073"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:36","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:36","slug":"a-blonde-came-home-from-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-blonde-came-home-from-school\/","title":{"rendered":"A blonde came home from school"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said,<strong> \u201cHey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>The other kids could only count to three but I can count to ten\u2026..1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The mother responds, <strong>\u201cVery good honey.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The blonde asks\u2026 <strong>\u201cIs that because I\u2019m a blonde mommy?\u201d And the mother responds,<strong> \u201cYes dear.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cToday in school we learned our ABCs! The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! \u2026. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The mother says, <strong>\u201cVery good honey.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The blonde then asked, <strong>\u201cIs that because I\u2019m a blonde, Mommy?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The mother responds,<strong> \u201cYes dear.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMommy today in school we went swimming! But I was the only one who had melons. Is that because I\u2019m a blonde, Mommy?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>And the mother responds, <strong>\u201cNo Honey, it\u2019s because you\u2019re twenty five.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, \u201cHey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to ten\u2026..1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!\u201d The mother responds, \u201cVery good honey.\u201d The\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70076,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, \u201cHey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70073","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-blonde-came-home-from-school.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70073\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>