{"id":70034,"date":"2024-03-11T10:38:17","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T03:38:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70034"},"modified":"2024-03-11T10:40:51","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T03:40:51","slug":"kate-and-janey-both-blonde-adopt-a-baby-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/kate-and-janey-both-blonde-adopt-a-baby-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Kate and Janey both blonde adopt a baby girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Kate and Janey (both blonde) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby girl, and the couple took him without hesitation.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, <strong>\u201cWhat ever possessed you to study Russian?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The couple said proudly, <strong>\u201cWe just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he\u2019ll start to talk.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>We just want to be able to understand him.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kate and Janey (both blonde) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby girl, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70035,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Kate and Janey (both blonde) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end. The adoption center called...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70034","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Kate-and-Janey-both-blonde-adopt-a-baby-girl.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70034"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70034\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>