{"id":70031,"date":"2024-03-11T10:36:26","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T03:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70031"},"modified":"2024-03-11T10:36:26","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T03:36:26","slug":"there-were-two-blonds-locked-keys-in-their-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/there-were-two-blonds-locked-keys-in-their-car\/","title":{"rendered":"There were two blonds locked keys in their car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car.\n</p><p>The one blonde says to the other, <strong>\u201cWhat do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?\u201d\n<p>The other one replied, <strong>\u201cNo, people will think we\u2019re trying to break in.\u201d\n<p>The other one said, <strong>\u201cWell do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?\u201d\n<p>The other one answered, &ldquo;<strong>No, people will think we\u2019re too stupid to use the coat hanger.\u201d\n<p>The other one said, <strong>\u201cWell we better think of something quick\n<p><strong>because it\u2019s starting to rain and the sunroof is open.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, \u201cWhat do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?\u201d The other one replied, \u201cNo, people will think we\u2019re trying to break in.\u201d The other one said, \u201cWell do we get\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70032,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, \u201cWhat do we do?...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70031","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/There-were-two-blonds-locked-keys-in-their-car.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70031\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>