{"id":70022,"date":"2024-03-11T10:18:19","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T03:18:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70022"},"modified":"2024-03-11T10:18:19","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T03:18:19","slug":"a-doctor-was-having-an-affair-with-nurse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-doctor-was-having-an-affair-with-nurse\/","title":{"rendered":"A doctor was having an affair with nurse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cBut how will I let you know the baby is born?\u201d she asked.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He replied, <strong>\u201cJust send me a postcard and write \u2018spaghetti\u2019 on the back.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I\u2019ll take care of expenses.\u201d Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Six months went by and then one day the doctor\u2019s wife called him at the office and explained,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don\u2019t understand what it means.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The doctor said, <strong>\u201cJust wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So the wife picked up the card and read,<strong> &ldquo;Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti \u2013 Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.&rdquo;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. \u201cBut how will I let you know the baby is born?\u201d she asked. He replied, \u201cJust send me a postcard and\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70023,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70022","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-doctor-was-having-an-affair-with-nurse.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70022\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>