{"id":69884,"date":"2024-03-07T22:11:18","date_gmt":"2024-03-07T15:11:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69884"},"modified":"2024-03-07T22:11:18","modified_gmt":"2024-03-07T15:11:18","slug":"a-polish-man-had-married-a-canadian-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-polish-man-had-married-a-canadian-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"A Polish Man Had Married A Canadian Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on well.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer\u2019s office and asked if he could arrange for a divorce for him\u2026<strong>.\u201dvery quick!!!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The lawyer explained that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked these questions:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lawyer;<strong> \u201cHave you any grounds?!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Polish man; <strong>\u201cAn acre and a half and a nice 3 bedroom house!!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lawyer; <strong>\u201cNo, I mean what is the foundation of the case?!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Polish man; <strong>\u201cIt is made of concrete, bricks and mortar!!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lawyer; <strong>\u201cDoes either of you have a real grudge?!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Polish man; \u201c<strong>No, we have a carport\u2026don\u2019t need a grudge!!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lawyer; <strong>\u201cI mean, what are your relations like?!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Polish man; <strong>\u201cAll my relations live in Poland!!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lawyer;<strong> \u201cIs there any infidelity in your marriage?!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Polish man; <strong>\u201cYes\u2026we have hi-fidelity stereo set and DVD player with 6.1 surround sound!!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lawyer; <strong>\u201cNo, I mean does your wife beat you up?!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Polish man; <strong>\u201cNo, I\u2019m always up before her!!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lawyer; \u201c<strong>why do you want this divorce?!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Polish man; <strong>\u201cShe is going to kill me!!!!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lawyer;<strong> \u201cWhat makes you think that?!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Polish man; <strong>\u201cI got proof!!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Lawyer; <strong>\u201cWhat kind of proof?!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Polish man;<strong> \u201cShe going to poison me. She buys a bottle at the drug store and I read the label. It says\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>POLISH REMOVER!!!&rdquo;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on well. 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