{"id":69825,"date":"2024-03-06T21:05:55","date_gmt":"2024-03-06T14:05:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69825"},"modified":"2024-03-06T21:05:55","modified_gmt":"2024-03-06T14:05:55","slug":"a-middle-aged-guy-and-his-teenage-daughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-middle-aged-guy-and-his-teenage-daughter\/","title":{"rendered":"A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A middle-aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motorbike\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They searched them and took the guy&rsquo;s wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn\u2019t find any jewelry from the girl.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When the muggers had gone, the guy asked his daughter;\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cDid they take your new diamond ring as well dear?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo Papa,\u201d replied the girl with a grin,<strong> \u201cI managed to hide it when they were searching you.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHide it? where?\u201d asked the guy,<strong>\u201d I saw them search you too.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI slipped it into my\u2026 a\u2026 my . . .um\u2026. pee pee place. \u201d said the girl shyly.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDamn!\u201d swore the guy, <strong>\u201cIf only your mother were here, we could have saved my motorbike!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A middle-aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motorbike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers. They searched them and took the guy&rsquo;s wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn\u2019t find any jewelry from the girl. When the muggers had gone, the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69826,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69825","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-middle-aged-guy-and-his-teenage-daughter.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69825"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69825\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>