{"id":68292,"date":"2024-02-19T11:19:04","date_gmt":"2024-02-19T04:19:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68292"},"modified":"2024-02-19T11:19:04","modified_gmt":"2024-02-19T04:19:04","slug":"a-girl-goes-to-her-boyfriends-parents-house-for-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/a-girl-goes-to-her-boyfriends-parents-house-for-dinner\/","title":{"rendered":"A girl goes to her boyfriend\u2019s parents\u2019 house for dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A girl goes to her boyfriend\u2019s parents\u2019 house for dinner.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>It wasn\u2019t loud,but everyone at the table heard the pouf.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend\u2019s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman\u2019s feet and said in a rather stern voice,<strong> \u201cSkippy!\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman thought, <strong>\u201cThis is great!\u201d and a big smile came across her face.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This time, she didn\u2019t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The father again looked and the dog and yelled, <strong>\u201cDammit Skippy!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Once again the woman smiled and thought <strong>\u201cYes!\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This time she didn\u2019t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cDammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A girl goes to her boyfriend\u2019s parents\u2019 house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":68293,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68292","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/A-girl-goes-to-her-boyfriends-parents-house-for-dinner.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68292\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>