A girl goes to her boyfriend\u2019s parents\u2019 house for dinner.\n

This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.\n

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.\n

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.\n

The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.\n

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.\n

It wasn\u2019t loud,but everyone at the table heard the pouf.\n

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend\u2019s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman\u2019s feet and said in a rather stern voice, \u201cSkippy!\u201d.\n

The woman thought, \u201cThis is great!\u201d and a big smile came across her face.\n

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.\n

This time, she didn\u2019t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.\n

The father again looked and the dog and yelled, \u201cDammit Skippy!\u201d\n

Once again the woman smiled and thought \u201cYes!\u201d.\n

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.\n

This time she didn\u2019t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!\n

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,\n

\u201cDammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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