{"id":67302,"date":"2024-02-02T21:37:46","date_gmt":"2024-02-02T14:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67302"},"modified":"2024-02-02T22:30:35","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T15:30:35","slug":"angry-wife-confronts-her-husband-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/angry-wife-confronts-her-husband-but\/","title":{"rendered":"Angry Wife Confronts Her Husband But&hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-67315 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/02%5C/9.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"2000\"' height='\"1600\"'>\n</p><p><strong>Angry Wife Confronts Her Husband But Is Shocked When He Says This Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.\n<p><strong>One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show.\n<p>His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.\n</p><p>After a long period of silence she finally speaks.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cHoney, I\u2019ve just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it\u2019s time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage and you probably should just consider selling all your cars. Tom gets this horrified look on his face.\n<p>She says, <strong>\u201cDarling, what\u2019s wrong?\u201d consider selling all your cars.\n<p>Tom gets this horrified look on his face.\n</p><p>She says, <strong>\u201cDarling, what\u2019s wrong? \u201c\n<p>There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex wife.\u201d<strong>\u201dEx-wife!\u201d, she screams, <strong>\u201cYOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!\u201d\n<p>Tom\u2019s reply: <strong>\u201cI wasn\u2019t\u201d.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Angry Wife Confronts Her Husband But Is Shocked When He Says This Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67315,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-67302","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/9-e1706887830109.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67302\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>