{"id":67296,"date":"2024-02-02T21:42:53","date_gmt":"2024-02-02T14:42:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=67296"},"modified":"2024-02-02T22:28:13","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T15:28:13","slug":"an-old-woman-received-a-friend-request","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/an-old-woman-received-a-friend-request\/","title":{"rendered":"An Old Woman Received A Friend Request."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive guy, about 19-20 years old:\n

I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my FB friend.\n

So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.\n

He called me beautiful. He asked my age.\n

I\u2019m not a liar so I told him and reminded him I\u2019m quite a bit his senior.\n

And I let him talk a bit cuz (truth be told) flattery ain\u2019t all bad.\n

We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about \u2018adult things\u2019.
\nI said ok.\n

Then He said \u2018thank you, babe, you start.\u201d\n

So I did! I told him adult things like I have arthritis and my knees and how it hurts badly.\n

My back acts up when it is cold outside.\n

I explained that I have crazy insomnia. And I didn\u2019t forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker.\n

And of course, I told him about the laxatives. Can\u2019t forget that.\n

I also didn\u2019t forget to tell him that I have good quality dentures\n

I was as honest as I could be about \u2018@DULT THINGS\u2019 but I don\u2019t understand why he blocked me!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive guy, about 19-20 years old: I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my FB friend. So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages. He called me beautiful. He asked my age. I\u2019m not a liar\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67312,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-67296","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/6-e1706887688894.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67296\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thefinejournal.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}